This guy has achieved more with a webcam and his dog than I ever have in my life.
I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK
not funny tho….
congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.
we need a dramatic reading of this
THE SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED.
And it’s simply delicious.
Didn’t the Wonder Woman porn parody have a way better costume too?
I don’t think I’m emotionally ready for what’s about to ensue.
What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.
I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.
james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag
Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”
Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”
Remus turning into a fucking werewolf
one of the most emotional moments in the simpsons
#bless everything in this scenne#Bucky is FUCKED. UP.#like previously mentally and physically beat to all hell#can barely walk when steve pulls him off the table#had about a short conversation’s length of time to recover his motor skills and functions#and gets on that rickety plank of a bridge over a sea of goddamn fire no question#so determined#because steve’s at his back#(LOOKING CONCERNED AS A MOTHER BEAR FOR THE RECORD GOD BLESS YOU STEVEN)#like that’s enough for him#for both of them#fuck you#fuck me#Captain America#bury me with their relationship (via jellicle-ball)